INTRO :
D|D|E|E ( 2 Times )
YouD know I'm impatient
So why would you
leaEve me waiting outside the station?
When it was like minus 4 degrees And I
getD what you're saying
I jusEt really don't want to hear it right now
Can you shut up for like once in your life? D
Listen to me
I took your nice words of advice aboutE
How you think I'm gonna die
Lucky if I turned 33
Okay, so yeah
I smokDe like a chimney
I'm not skinny and I pull a Britney
Every other weekE
But cut me some slack
Who do you want me to be?
* 'CauDse I'm too messy
And then I'm too fucking cleanE
You told me, "Get a job"
And you ask where the hell I've beenD
And I'm too perfect
'Til I open my big mouthE
I want to be me
Is that not allowed?D
And I'm too clever
And then I'm too fucking dumEb
You hate it when I cry
Unless it's that time of the monDth
And I'm too perfect
'Til I show you that I'm notE
A thousand people I could be for you
And you hate the fucking lotD
You hate the fucking lotE
You hate the fucking lotD
Hey! Hey!E
It'Ds taking you ages
You still don't get the hint
I'mE not asking for pages
But one text or two would be nice
And pleasDe,
don't pull those faces
When I've been
outE working my arse off all day
It's just one bottle of wine or twoD
But hey, you can't even talk
You smoke weed just to help you sleepE
Then why you're out
getting stoned at 4 o'clock
And then you come home to meD
And don't say hello
'Cause I got high agEain
And forgot to fold my clothes
* 'CauDse I'm too messy
And then I'm too fucking cleanE
You told me, "Get a job"
And you ask where the hell I've beenD
And I'm too perfect
'Til I open my big moutEh
I want to be me
Is that not allowed?D
And I'm too clever
And then I'm too fucking dumEb
You hate it when I cry
Unless it's that time of the monDth
And I'm too perfect
'Til I show you that I'm notE
A thousand people
I could be for you
And you hate the fucking lotD
You hate the fucking lotE
You hate the fuckinDg lotE
INSTRU :
D|D|E|E ( 2 Times )
* Oh oh ohhD
And I'm too messy
And then I'm too fucking cleanE
You told me, "Get a job"
And you ask where the hell I'veD been
And I'm too perfect
'Til I open my big mouEth
I want to be me
Is that not allowed?D
And I'm too clever
And then I'm too fucking dumEb
You hate it when I cry
Unless it's that time of the moDnth
And I'm too perfect
'Til I show you that I'm notE
A thousand people I could be for you
And you hate the fucking lotD
And you hate the fucking lotE
And you hate the fucking lotD
Yeah! And you hate the fucking lotE
And you hate the fucking lotD
